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T-Shirts for christmas time

T-Shirts for christmas from £ 13.90

T-Shirts for christmas from £ 13.90

There’s no denying it, there’s no escaping it: christmas time is here.

The next weeks will be under the star of Xmas, and we have put a lot of christmas themed designs upfront, brand new ones as well as classics. You will find literally every aspect of christmas covered and something to fit every taste: from romantic to naughty, from serious to funny, from reindeer to Santa, from the classic Last Christmas (played on the radio 24/7 every december) to something for the christmas haters.

We’re prepared. Are you?

New Swine Flu T-Shirts

Swine Flu T-Shirts from $ 14.95

Swine Flu T-Shirts from £ 10.40

Vaccine or no vaccine? Pandemic or useless hysteria?

Are you already sick of just hearing about swine flu day in and day out?

We have just the thing. „I survived Swine Flu and all I got is this lousy T-Shirt“ is a highly contagious redo of a t-shirt classic. According to the latest numbers that makes 64.000 (minus some) potential customers for this very design in the UK alone. Besides this one there are more Swine Flu T-Shirts in store: You always should know how to protect yourself.

We offer it for the special price of only £ 10.40 - only this week.

Get it before it gets you!

Dirty Shirts for dirty minds

Boys & Girls Shirts from £ 13.90

Boys & Girls Shirts from £ 13.90

This week the main topic of the new tees is … diirrrty. As it is called “boys and girls” this should pretty much cover 100% of mankind. Something for everyone.

Pussy Evolution Shirt only £ 10.40

Pussy Evolution Shirt only £ 10.40

Up front is our shirt of the week: This special evolution T-Shirt shows the trend for lower region haircuts during the last decades. As you can see, less is more, more and more. No idea how this will develop in the coming decades. Maybe it will backlash and we’ll be bear hunting again. We will update the design in that case. But right now you should benefit from the Shirt Of The Week price of only £ 10.40 - only valid until next friday.

Our section of adult fun tees holds lots more of nasty fun. Guys:

Masturbation T-Shirts

Masturbation T-Shirts from £ 13.90

Our new masturbation tees are here. The action of choking ones chicken is still regarded as shameful and being caught doing it is still considered as horribly embarrassing. Come on, we know everybody is doing it (maybe except some Christian hardliners). So: fight for your right to party! Uhm, forget that. Just party.

Sexy Girls Shirts from £ 13.90

Sexy Girls Shirts from £ 13.90

Girls: For those who go with the above-mentioned trend, you might also like our bad girls T-shirts. Because being good is for losers, right? Better get them while they’re hot, and you are so, too.

So, we wish you all a pleasant weekend, whatever you are doing then!

…and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt

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And all you get are these lousy T-Shirts from only 19.95 €

Once upon an eternity, it even used to be funny: “My friends went to … this summer and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.” While these kind of shirts aren’t likely to be found any more in the souvenir shops, the slogan remains in mind. And begs to be adapted and varied.

They still make great gifts on various occasions. How about a lousy T-Shirt to give away to…

parents: “I paid over 18 years for my children” T-Shirt

graduates: “I graduated…” T-Shirt

children that expect way too much: “My parents are rich” T-Shirt

voters: “I voted for Obama” T-Shirt

your soon-to-be ex-employees: “I lost my job” T-Shirt

baptized people: “I became a Christian” T-Shirt

these lousy T-Shirts from $ 19.95

these lousy T-Shirts from $ 19.95

Speaking of christians: Of course there’s also a Jesus T-Shirt “I was crucified” and the I went to hell T-Shirt.

Of course we should affirm that our T-shirts are actually far from being lousy since we pay a lot of attention when it comes to choosing the quality as well as to T-shirt printing.

Evolution T-Shirts: intelligent T-Shirt design

Evolution: The original

Evolution: The original

Everybody should know this image above: a clever represenation of how the evolving of man progressed over time. Thanks to schoolbooks it has become famous and iconic (at least as long such images can still stay there) - and thus a welcome subject of parodies and mock-ups.

That’s why at Shirtcity we have not only one but several versions of the evolution T-shirt: the beliefs of where evolution goes differ a lot. What is creation’s crowning glory? Is it that snowboarder that has evolved from walking to flying on a board as the snowboard evolution shirt shows?

Is it the soccer player who is not only walking upright but also plays with balls at the same time (err … pun not intended)? This is the belief held by soccer evolution T-Shirt customers.

Evolution T-shirts from 19.95 €

Evolution T-shirts from £ 13.90

Or maybe the evolution goes backwards: from the proudly walking homo sapiens to the virtually surfing homo digitalis, with scoliosis, bad eyes and muscle atrophy? If you are one of these species, the geek evolution T-Shirt is here to robe your underdeveloped bodies.

More evolution shirts

More evolution shirts from £ 13.90

Maybe the evolution goes somewhere completely different - as seen on the robot evolution T-Shirt. You may laugh now, but just wait until machines decide that man is obsolete.

And, hey creationists: we have one intelligent design for you. If you refuse to believe that mankind has come a long way from the ape, we got the best evolution T-shirt for you: Stop following me!

Fun with numbers: new “football” shirts

High Five T-Shirt only £ 10.40

High Five T-Shirt only £ 10.40

As you can see, we did amuse ourselves with football jerseys. The usual combination of name + player number is not only good for marking the athletes on a football or soccer field, its typical look also yields great funny T-shirts when it’s taken a bit away from that.

For example on our new shirt of the week: the High 5 T-Shirt.

You might not recognize what an art correct High Fiving is. But there’s plenty of variations, lots of different social connotations,  and real expert can take it to extraordinary levels of skill. Warning: Do not try this at home and make sure you know when not to high five:

Of course thinking of great word/ number cobinations yields to much more. So we have: the Take 5 shirt for jazz fans (dabidabidabada), the legendary Studio 54 T-shirt, the area 51 T-shirt that goes pretty well with all the alien T-shirts that we recently released … see for yourself.

number fun T-shirts

Find these and more among our fun shirts. If you have more ideas you are invited to create your own T-shirt.

Birthday T-Shirts

Present T-Shirts for birthday boys and girls from £ 13.90

Present T-Shirts for birthday boys and girls from £ 13.90

Using our T-shirt designer is always a good idea for making customized gifts. Not only for creating stag party- or hen night T-Shirtsmother’s day T-shirts or customized christmas gifts - once a year you have to think of a birthday present for your beloved friends, colleagues and family members.

Talking out of experience we can attest that T-shirts are always good ideas: you can never have too many of them and everybody loves them. With our shirtdesigner you can still make every birthday present with a personal touch - by choosing exactly the right shirt for your friend depending on his preferences: is he or she a sports fan? Be it snowboarding, football or biking - head over to our sports T-shirts. Does (s)he enjoy watching a certain TV show? Chances are high there is a design to it among our TV tees. Is (s)he a friend of good and spohisticated design? You’ll get lucky at scribtee.com. He or she has no special interest at all except for getting hammered? Well, there’s still our beer T-shirts

Of course we also offer some birthday designs. For example the birthday girl and birthday boy designs pictured above - great if you want to go out and flag the birthday child visibly for everyone - this promises good chances for free drinks, interesting encounters and a lot of general attention.

And if you want to make this gift even more personal: our shirt designer is at your disposal. For your text ideas, quotes, insider jokes, photos, personal designs, drawings, custom text added to any of our designs … Anything goes to make the birthday kid happy.